The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(Source: believed, via cunt-candle)
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Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
(via roll-smoke-repeat)
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